Persephone consort of Hades

Decided to throw a party

Before she left for her summer holiday

They invited Jaguar, Donn, Afallach, Osiris

And others to a take out pizza fest

Sepphie, as they called her

Ordered extra peppers and garlic

Tlazolteotl chatted with Pwyll

And consumed twelve pieces of the delectable repast

Scathach said she preferred haggis

While Odin, on a dare, ate five heads of garlic

And ten packages of peppers

It is predicted that the cumulative fart

From the underworld will erupt

Some time soon near Pompeii

Mahui Iki thought they should concentrate on Oahu

Kalma is still waiting for hell to freeze over

© Krystall Knobbs